Monday, January 31, 2011

The God Saturn and Ancient Sumeria Demons

So the ancient Sumerians worshiped a God named Ninurta who many believe evolved over time to become the God Saturn in the Roman's mythos. Those who believe in the ancient astronaut theory think Saturn and Ninurta were real beings, extra terrestrials, that visited the earth through out time under many different names including Quetzalcoatl. He is said to be fair skinned with an orange beard. I am also fair skinned with an orange beard. Keep this all in mind and the dream makes a lot more sense.... I guess. 




I wake up and I am in a lower middle class southern neighborhood. In the median there is a small crowd gathered around a woman. She kinda looks like Paula Deen and everyone seems so impressed by what she is saying. In dream land i dont actually hear what she is saying but i know its religious charismatic christian kinda shit and i am mad sketched. The dream cuts


I am in the woods and i am running hard. In dream land if i run hard enough and stay low to the ground i can turn my bounds into flight ultimately the duration between push offs becomes enough that i am flying. Tearing ass through the woods i see like a busted ass yellow brick road kinda deal off in the distance. I leap towards it and still flying i follow it deeper into the woods. the tress and vines all start to grow around into a conveyance and the bricks turn from gold to multicolored. I stay on the now rainbow path and end up in a room. Its obvious to me that i am in a old womans house. The couches are mega swank and victorian knick knacks and artifacts are everywhere. i start floating, hovering, kinda like beetle juice in the cartoons. As i round a corner i see the charismatic women and she is making out with another women. They are positioned so that i am not visible from where i am. Spooked i run out the door and in my haste smash a black and gold vase. Its glass was so thin and fragile looking and i could see it breaking in ultra detail like ren and stimpy cut scenes. The woman hears the vase and lets out a scream like a banshee scream shrill but powerful, def multi timbrel devil vocoder shit. As soon as i hear that i take off.


Shit gets mad blurry and i am tearing ass through the woods the plants and trees are just rapid washes of green and black zippin past quick. The whole time i can hear her and she wants to get me bad, she is quick too and can fly at will with out running. Bitch is behind me growling and talking words i dont know. Right when i feel like i am toast it suddenly all stops. 


Its really bright and i am hearing like a super booming mans voice and he introduces himself as the god Saturn and explains to me whats up. He tells me that the woman is an ancient demon who has manifest through out time as a charismatic leader at the beginning of the end of many great civilizations. He explains it quickly and with a lot of random flashing images as though he is inside my head and i understand everything throughly. 


As if i had just been jolted awake with a gasp i open my eyes and i am back in my neighborhood. This time the crowd in the median is larger and they are seated while the woman talks. I run up and stand between her and my neighbors i can see my real life grandma and her best friend Kay sitting in lounge chairs in the front row. "She is a fraud this woman is not what she seems" i start yelling. Everyone gets mega pissed and starts booing and throwing shit at me and Kay even says, "now Travis you always have to be a trouble maker get on out of here." I take off so pissed and feeling honestly worried about my neighbors. 


I am suddenly in my room, i know its my room, only its not my room in real life. I fall asleep and Saturn starts to talk to me again. Same as the previous time with quick words and flashing images. He explains to me that the demon is planning a large event and that all the town will be there. He tells me that if i am to destroy her it has to be then. At that point he enters my body and i can feel him in my blood like an early morning cigarette. 


The intensity of the moment causes me to wake up, again with a gasp. I know i am not awake in real life and look around my dream bedroom from the bed. In the dark i can only see that the walls are a light color and the drapes are green. The dream cuts.


It is the day of the huge rally and all the town has come out. Through out the beginning of this sequence i have omni vision and can see from a disembodied perspective. The men of the town have erected a make shift amphitheatre and the bleachers are packed. Everything is red and blue totally God bless America Franky Loyd Wright feeling. The crowd is excited and grows wrestles cheering and shouting for the woman. A tall gangly  spaghetti kina fella comes out and throws some jokes at the audience killing time while the last few towns people find there seats. All the while i am hiding behind a curtain waiting. My perspective changes back to first person as she walks waving out onto the stage. She is so slick it reminds me of Jole Osteen and i feel sick.


I walk out onto the stage and realize i am wearing a white robe, total polyphonic spree kinda deal. The crowd goes silent and the woman starts to make fun of me and call me out. "The town nut has decide to show up" she says. Then i say out loud, "Saturn work through me." hahahah (that part is so cheesy it always makes me laugh when i think about it). Hearing me the womans head snaps toward me and her eyes tighten as she glares at me. The squinting causes all her features to distort, sinking inward toward the center of her face. She starts talking in a wild ass exorcist voice and Saturn responds in his booming god voice through my mouth. They are speaking my minds version of Sumerian. The crowd is screaming and going nuts panicking. I get omni perspective again and i can see them clamoring over each other in the bleachers and crushing through the exits. When i regain first person perspective i can tell she is scared. She wells upward like a cat cornered shrieking and arching her back and shoulders toward me. I suddenly know there is a knife up my sleeve. Its a really fancy dagger with a brass inlaid wooden handle and a four sided blade. As all this is made apparent to my conscious dream persona i drop another cheesy line. "Saturn guide my blade"  i say as i swing my arm upward in a fast snap pointing directly at her launching the knife blade deep into her heart. She screams and distorts her from wildly, green fire comes pouring out of the area around the knife and i can see flames behind her eyes. The whole scene reminds me a lot of Aku from Samurai Jack. The dream cuts.


I am suddenly back in a dream sequence with Saturn. This time i am floating in open space and can see stars. He explains to me that i saved my town but that the demon is not dead and will simply wait me out. Then the dream starts getting fuzzy and she is taunting us as a dissembodied voice and says she is going to wait 500 yeas for my memory to be forgotten. i start to feel paniced  and i wake up in real life.









Sunday, January 30, 2011

Asian Love

So a friend was showing me all her beautiful asian friends back in Japan yesterday. I was in love with them all. So last night when i fell asleep what else did I dream about but Asians and being in love with them. haha. It went a little something like this:

Everything is dim and as my eyes adjust i realize i am in a large theater. Totally quintessential with boxes and long beautiful burgundy drapes. I am sitting in the back with these kids that are my friends, but in real life i have no idea who they are. Dream me knows they are my friends. As one of them comes back from the bathroom he is being followed by this small asian girl, long black hair and cute little outfit, totally magical. she sits next me and i look at her face closely. it kinda morphs between a few different faces as i stare. suddenly the movie starts and i say "who what" and realize we are watching the simpsons and that everyone else in the theater is gone. when my attention turns back to the beauty asian a realize we are on a couch now spooning but kinda upside down so her butt is my pillow. then the dream cuts.

i am in my grandparents house and i already understand my dream persona. i am a dominant member of the society. a group of soldiers walk in the room they are dressed like ancient samuri and they line up to pay homage to me. i stand up on a table so that they can all pass by and kiss my feet. cause in my dream thats how it works. the third one bends down and when he kisses my foot it is this soft sweet kiss right on my ring finger toe. i instantly realize it is her in disguise. then the dream cuts.

suddenly we are in the back yard and i feel anxious like i know i am doing something wrong. she explains how she dressed up to sneak into my house to see me. my dream mind knows we cant be together so i keep trying to make her go but she keeps giving me these sweet little asian kisses and i love her so much in my dream mind that i woke up feeling like i lost a love.