Underwater Breaking and Entering

I am on a boat with a group of people and we are all anxiously awaiting something. Then one by one we all take turns jumping into a cylidrical shark cage that has a domed clear glass bottom. Below us are white sharks that take rush toward the cage and attempt to swallow its newly submerged contents. I remember seeing clear down the suckers throat.

Back at base camp we are all shooting the shit and have a good time when the guide says "where is rusty?" Rusty is my brother in real life and today in dream life. I am paniced. Then one of the children pipes up. "He took the boat to go dive more by himself." "Fuck," says the captain and begins to explain that the cage require two people to opporate and if you jump in it alone you can never get out. We take off looking for him only we have to use the house boat becaue there are no other boats.

On the open water we run into my friend Sarah from alaska and she has a small zippy boat and starts to help us. Then we see Luke and has a inflatable raft, the nice kind used by navy seals. He tells us that he has seen the boat and knows where Rusty is. The captian insturcts me to drive the house boat back to port and he and Luke will go get Rusty. I comply.

On the ride back i beach on what looks to be an exaggerated version of the Econ River. The water is the color of over steeped tea and the woods are overgrown and mangy like most swamp  woods in florida. I jump down onto the white sand and when I turn around the house boat is gone and my friend Ryan is there but he looks like he did when we were teenagers, he has gotten very fat as an adult. I explain the situation to him and he says, "lets head up this way through the woods, we can make it back to camp through there."

The woods are particularly dense and at times i have to move on all fours to get through. Pushing into a clearing I realise that we are in someone back yard. Without thinking we walk onto the back porch and into the house. No one is home and we get drinks and start watching televison on their tacky, puffy, blue, 80s couches. It suddenly hits me that we dont live here and the owners could be home at any min. I tell Ryan we gotta go and we bolt out the front door with out even closing it. I remember worrying that they may have a front door cam and see us. Ryan laughs and we keep running.

After a while we come to a series of retentions ponds, all in a row with thin tracks of grass between them. There are a shit ton of people fishing in all of them. As we walk through and around them we greet all the fisthermen and they seem to know that we broke into the house but I get the feelign they have also. Then we see Luke. I ask him if they saved my brother and he says yes but tells the story as though it happned weeks ago. Its starting to get dark as the three of us head back toward the woods. My alarm goes off.

I am in my office but its not my home office. It seems like a nice little shack on the beach thats been converted into an office. Staring out of my blinds which are made of bamboo i can see the tropics. I feel really panicked though. I am worried that I am not going to get my work done on time and decide i need a new office.

I am standing on a pier with a giant cruise ship in front of me waiting for the stairs to be lowered. I climb them and enter a door in the side of the ship. Everything is black and it takes my eyes a min to adjust. Seated at a table in the dark room is a man who looks like Colonel Sanders but with a white eye patch. The whole room is lit only by a small lamp with a green glass shade. His table is covered in papers and he is intensely working on one of them. He notices me and rises shaking my hand. I am told that I have free range of the ship and can make my self comfortable and set up my office anywhere aboard.

Leaving the Colonel I begin wandering around the ship. I notice that this used to be a gambling boat and all the rooms are still full of slot machines and other various antique gambling games. Each room I enter is as dark as the first but for the light emitted from the machines. They are not on all the way, almost in stand by mode, so that it is still very dim and dark as I wander around. As i turn a corner into a new chamber the entire room lights up and all the machines come alive with all the glow and gleam of Las Vegas. I am really startled but then realise certain rooms have motion detectors in the ceiling and come to life upon being entered. I think to myself, I wonder if this crazy old man left all the money in the machines? I should investigate this later and make a fortune if so. As i leave a lit room I stair down a long dark hall way. I cant see to the end but about half way down there are a few green lights against the wall. For some reason this room really freaks my out and I feel the desire to flee the ship completely. Deciding I dont need or want an office such as this I leave unceremoniously.

When i get down the stairs to the pier, which was previously wooden, it is now a cement side walk. I sit down cross legged on the sidewalk. When i turn around the ship is gone and I realise I am sitting behind a building with a group of friends. Lounging in the sun we chat about nothing. My friend Sarah is there from Canada but she keeps coming in and out of having a Spanish accent. I am confused but very attracted to her. She comes and lays her head on me and we cuddle there by the building. I roll away for away from her and wake up.

I am in my old neighborhood, the one i grew up in as a child. I am wolverine form Xmen. My coworker Brad is Beast but although he resembles beast more than Brad I know its him. We are hauling ass running toward a patch of woods. Beastbrad run-jumping on all fours beast style leaps into the edge of the woods and starts digging up the ground. I am behind him across the street from the woods. Just then a woman who is very thin and tall and has claws appears on the corner of the intersection near by. I know she is our enemy. I yell to Brad and he comes bounding toward me as I close the gap between myself and the tall woman. We begin doing battle and she is really strong. Then beast grabs hold of a wasp as it is flying by. Its no ordinary wasp though, about the size of a sparrow with a huge ass on it and a giant stinger. He jumps on her back and as he moves to plunge the wasp into her neck I yell no beast not the wasp. Its too late though and he has already stuck her. Throwing her arms out wide she flings him to the floor and begins screaming an convulsing. My vision is spinning around her body looking up ward as though i were a small child running in circles below her.

Everything cuts and we are back in Xaviers mansion. We are in the conference room with the other Xmen and Cyclopse is pissed and yelling at me and beast. He explains that we were told never to use the wasps and while bringing up an image of the woman on the monitor, say "do you see what you have done now she has cheese hands." I can see on the screen that her clawed hands have now turned into giant wheels of cheese. I try to explain but he is too mad to hear me out and just keeps saying cheese hands Logan cheese hands! I wake up.

I am in a theatre. It is very old looking probably from around the late 1800s. Very dark inside and all the drapes hung on the walls and stage are dark crimson red. I am seated with a large group of friends. Next to me is a beautiful asian girl i dated in college and we look at each other and hold hands. I feel like I am in love. I dont know how i know but i  know that the theatre has many stories all filled with different performance halls and that we are in this one to see a friend perform.

Then my friend Dina takes the stage. She is wearing pink and black stripped bloomers and a penguin tailed black coat. She seems really nervous. When she starts to sing her voice breaks and is sometimes inaudible. We all start to cheer as a sign of support and with renewed confidence she start to really get into the performance, singing a sexy jazz number. After the performance we all leave the theatre. At the exit is a stair well that runs the width and height of the building with a landing on each floor and a door that goes into one of 9 performance spaces. The stair well like the theatre is dark and lit only with red light.

My friend Danielle and I start to explore the theatre and I find a bow for a violin laying on the ground and I play with it as we walk. As we get down toward the lower levels we run into Yolandi and Ninja from Die Antwoord. Ninja pulls me aside and explains that now is the time and i need to give my soul to a daemon if i want to be famous. He tells me that after years of trying to make it he did and its the same daemon that Lil Wayne sold his soul too. I am a little freaked out and take off.

On the 9th floor of the building i enter a performance space and find seated in a circle 4 lap steel players and violinist. They all look at me and I sit in the middle of them, handing the bow I had previously found to the violinist. They all start to play and its amazing. I am so moved by them. They all play their instruments differently some finger tapping and other strumming and sliding. I realise i left Danielle alone and leave to find her.

Back on the stairs I see Ninja again and he gets the jump on me. I fall backward on the stairs and he starts yelling in my face. He is mostly doing a spell and sometimes telling me its time and i have to do this. He mentions the name of the daemon. It is Pazuzu from the exorcist moves and the Lesser Key of Solomon. Shit gets too intense i wake up.

I am standing in a large greco roman building. Giant pillars reach up into a blackness beyond which my eyes can see. I am surrounded by children and as I survey the room i realize there is a giant seated figure like a statue of about 20 feet in height. The children inform me that it is Aquaman and that he has died and they are here to beg for the return of Aquaboy to save the world. Suddenly the room starts to fill with water. All the children willingly drown to bring about the return of Aquaboy. I can breath under water and am not afraid. Then coming out of the darkness a cloaked figure begins circling amongst the pillars. As it moves closer to me I realise it is Death, only the entire creature cloak and all are neon purple. I am not afraid of it. As it gets closer it scoops me up in its arms and we begin to fly around the room. As we fly i notice the skull begins to morph into a face. The skeletal body takes on the shape of a woman with humongous breasts. She is beautiful and still neon purple. While flying she starts giving me a blow job and my alarm goes off.

Scotlando Fiddler

So lately I have been dreaming about work a lot. This sucks cause the last thing you want to do after work is dream about work. Last night was different though. The dream started off work related then went in another totally different direction.

I come to in the dream and I am in the back of a wedding. It’s a night time wedding. In front are all the bridesmaids and groomsmen centered around a gazebo where the bride and groom stand reverently in front of the officiant, all there looking down at their hands.  Everything is done in white all the floral arrangements, drapes, chairs, even the bridesmaids dresses. The groom and his groomsmen are the only people wearing black, them and the violinist. The violinist starts to play and suddenly my vision gets really jumpy. Its as though I am panning the entire scene over and over again. Starting with the last bridesmaid I quickly pan right across the entire scene till I reach the violinist then without panning back I just straight the last maid again. The violinist is standing off to the far right and playing slowly. I cant actually here what he is playing. Suddenly, the dream cuts.

I am standing in a wooded area on the border of a wide open field with hills in the distance. The whole scene kinda reminds me of what Scotland looks like, dreary but lush. Off in the distance is the violinist. He is still playing but I cant her him. To his left is a small boy also playing violin. They are standing far enough away that I can hardly see them. Without even thinking about it I gain the power of super zoom and zero in on their faces. Its as though I am looking through the scope of a gun.  I realize that the boy is actually a to-scale miniature of the violinist. My vision goes wild again I pan from face to face. Big face little face big face little face. The panning gets really furious and the dream cuts.

Now I am on a hill in the same kinda Scotlando setting. Laying on my belly I look to the right and the violinist still in his full tux is lying next to me. He looks really excited. I turn to my left and there is the mini version equally as excited. Together we look out across the land and I begin to explain how it is all mine and that its been in my family for years. I point out a small pasture surrounded by a wooden fence. The pasture is far enough away that all I see are moving dots. My vision zooms in deep on the pasture. As I look I see wild turkey all scattered amongst cows. I explain to the violinists that the turkey are really smart and that they know I want to kill them so they hide behind the cows knowing I wont shoot them and risk killing my cattle. We all snicker about how turkeys are shysters and how you cant trust them. We all laugh. Then as I look off to the right I see a girl in the distance standing by a tree she is wearing a white dress like she is going to be married. The train and veil are blowing mad epic in the wind. The violinist looks at me and says “that’s Lisa Simpson. I am going to marry her.” And I wake up. hahahah. 

Zombie Factory

So I just woke up about an hour ago from this one. Great action zombie dream. The zombies in this dream were more biological war fare style then the living dead. This meant they were fast aggressive and kinda smart. Well by zombie standards. Def not no pick up and shoot a gun Land of the Dead crap.

I come to and realize i am flat on my back behind a large wooden crate. Its really noisy and judging from the ceiling height and design i know i am in some kind of industrial building. I am high in the air on a ledge about 6 ft wide. I hear this woman screaming so i shoot up and see a blond woman with a young girl behind her. I instantly know its my dream wife and child and i gotta protect them. Between them and i is a zombie. His facial features are really dark but kinda bluish green, lots of cuts on his cheeks total exorcist face. He sees me and is torn between attacking her and me. He jukes back and forth growling and barking at both of us. Finally i get close enough that he makes his move on me and i do some slick ass judo shit and put him off the ledge. Its then i look over and realize we are way up, easily 6 stories if not more. The ground is crawling with zombies and there is other various large yellow equipment and robotic arms below us. Directly ahead is a large bay door. There is a ladder leading up to the ledge and an ultra industrial vault style door behind me.

After dispatching the zombie my wife and child come running to my side crying and terrified. I hug them and tell them its going to be fine. "What the fuck is this," asks my wife. "I have no fucking idea," i reply. Suddenly the bay door starts opening and all these alarms start sounding yellow lights are strobing on and off in unison with the noise. All the zombies flood toward the door and are met with machine gun fire. I tell my wife and child to get behind the create and as i watch some kind of special ops crew clear out the lower floor. They make their way to the latter and start climbing up towards us. The few remaining zombies begin to follow them. As the reach the top of the latter i help them off one by one and they ensure my wife and i that we will be okay. The last of the group makes it to the top of the latter just as one of the zombies grabs his leg. I take him by the arms and pull hard he screams as it gets its teeth into his leg. Upon seeing this the leader of the group walks over, as the man is screaming NO NO NO she puts one point blank into his head while saying sorry her face is so cold though. My wife and i are totally flabbergasted but i understand that he was going to turn and it had to be done.

The special team take to opening that vault door while i am given and gun and told to keep those shits of the ladder. The wide open bay door allows 100's of new zombies to flood the warehouse area. With the sound of a seal breaking the door pops open and the leader is shouting at us to "GET IN" "STAY LOW"!!! I put my child between me and my wife with them both behind me and hold my wives hand as we run through the factory. Each room is different but i dont have my time to look around. We come to another platform with too open passages on either side. Looking over the edge it seems to go down forever. The ops leader tells us to stay put while they split up and search the two paths.

After they leave i notice a white hall way full of elevators and i see a man. He is bald and wearing business clothes a brown tie suspenders and taupe pants. My wife and i run toward him begging for help and trying to find out what the hell is happening. He sees us and panics mashing the elevator button rapidly. As soon as we are close enough get a hold of him he slides into the elevator and the door closes behind him disabling the elevator buttons. There are three buttons an up arrow a down arrow and a middle button that is double stack red, dont push me kinda deal. I hit the door furious. Just then i hear the ops team yelling.

They found a way out and we all take off behind them. From what i can gather the building is a long series of winding ramps. If we stay left we can follow them down to the ground floor and hopefully find safety. We start running and i keep trying to explain to them about the nerd in the hall and they wont listen. Then i look to my left and see him again in another similar hall way. He sees me and his eyes widen with fear as he jumps into another elevator. We keep running in single file and pass through a munitions room. I grab a shot gun even though i remark to myself that i have no shells. We reach another ledge only this time there are no doors and just a long drop off into a dim green glow that gets progressively darker as if it goes on forever. The ops crew is pissed and cursing and trying to figure out whats next. One of them suggest we blow a wall and see what happens. I keep trying to tell them about the elevator man and they ignore me. In all the chaos the child disappeared but no one even my wife and self seems to notice or care. hahah oops.

Frustrated with the ops team i grab my wife and we run backward towards another white hall way. This time as the elevator closes i get the but of my shot gun in the door and it pops back open. Inside is the nerd. He starts rambling and freaking out as the door closes, saying, "you shouldnt be here."  I am yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MOTHER FUCKER. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON." He keeps avoiding answering me so i put my unloaded shot gun in his mouth and say, "do you really think i am fucking around right now." This scares him so much that his eyes roll back in his head and he falls to the floor. As he falls i can feel his teeth knock on the barrel of the gun. My wife looks at me with a what the hell are we going to do now kinda look. I wake up. 

Pissin and Pizza

So i am in this weird pizza buffet place and i am so stoked cause i love pizza so much and i cant wait to get fat on it. I make my way to the back room where the pies sit neatly under heat lamps. Right as i go to get me a slice all these peoples come running in and block me out the entrance and nom down all the pizza. The dream cuts

I am sitting i the main dining room of the buffet the walls are teal and there is a bright light off to the left. The pizza room is straight ahead. My friends and i are talking, some of them are my real friends some are dream land friends. We are all talking and i keep chugging coke. I mean really chugging too like a whole glass at a time then another and another. Suddenly I have to piss so bad i feel like i am going to explode. To get to the bathroom i have to pass through the pizza room. When i do there is a massive mound of pizza chilling under one of the heat lamps. I am so torn between my desire to not miss out on pizza again and the urge to pee i dont know what to do. Finally i say fuck it and grab a couple slices and tear ass to the bathroom

The bathroom is really dim and is totally covered in emerald green tiles about 1x1 in and occasionally there are red circular tiles. There is one strange yellow light above the mirror. Its a really nice looking bathroom and i remember being impressed with it. As i stuff my face with pizza i make my way to the toilet as soon as i pull my shit out to piss my real life mind stats yelling at me TRAVIS  YOU ARE GOING TO PEE THE BED!!!!!! I shoot up in bed and realize i have to pee so bad in real life hahahahah. oops. 

The God Saturn and Ancient Sumeria Demons

So the ancient Sumerians worshiped a God named Ninurta who many believe evolved over time to become the God Saturn in the Roman's mythos. Those who believe in the ancient astronaut theory think Saturn and Ninurta were real beings, extra terrestrials, that visited the earth through out time under many different names including Quetzalcoatl. He is said to be fair skinned with an orange beard. I am also fair skinned with an orange beard. Keep this all in mind and the dream makes a lot more sense.... I guess. 




I wake up and I am in a lower middle class southern neighborhood. In the median there is a small crowd gathered around a woman. She kinda looks like Paula Deen and everyone seems so impressed by what she is saying. In dream land i dont actually hear what she is saying but i know its religious charismatic christian kinda shit and i am mad sketched. The dream cuts


I am in the woods and i am running hard. In dream land if i run hard enough and stay low to the ground i can turn my bounds into flight ultimately the duration between push offs becomes enough that i am flying. Tearing ass through the woods i see like a busted ass yellow brick road kinda deal off in the distance. I leap towards it and still flying i follow it deeper into the woods. the tress and vines all start to grow around into a conveyance and the bricks turn from gold to multicolored. I stay on the now rainbow path and end up in a room. Its obvious to me that i am in a old womans house. The couches are mega swank and victorian knick knacks and artifacts are everywhere. i start floating, hovering, kinda like beetle juice in the cartoons. As i round a corner i see the charismatic women and she is making out with another women. They are positioned so that i am not visible from where i am. Spooked i run out the door and in my haste smash a black and gold vase. Its glass was so thin and fragile looking and i could see it breaking in ultra detail like ren and stimpy cut scenes. The woman hears the vase and lets out a scream like a banshee scream shrill but powerful, def multi timbrel devil vocoder shit. As soon as i hear that i take off.


Shit gets mad blurry and i am tearing ass through the woods the plants and trees are just rapid washes of green and black zippin past quick. The whole time i can hear her and she wants to get me bad, she is quick too and can fly at will with out running. Bitch is behind me growling and talking words i dont know. Right when i feel like i am toast it suddenly all stops. 


Its really bright and i am hearing like a super booming mans voice and he introduces himself as the god Saturn and explains to me whats up. He tells me that the woman is an ancient demon who has manifest through out time as a charismatic leader at the beginning of the end of many great civilizations. He explains it quickly and with a lot of random flashing images as though he is inside my head and i understand everything throughly. 


As if i had just been jolted awake with a gasp i open my eyes and i am back in my neighborhood. This time the crowd in the median is larger and they are seated while the woman talks. I run up and stand between her and my neighbors i can see my real life grandma and her best friend Kay sitting in lounge chairs in the front row. "She is a fraud this woman is not what she seems" i start yelling. Everyone gets mega pissed and starts booing and throwing shit at me and Kay even says, "now Travis you always have to be a trouble maker get on out of here." I take off so pissed and feeling honestly worried about my neighbors. 


I am suddenly in my room, i know its my room, only its not my room in real life. I fall asleep and Saturn starts to talk to me again. Same as the previous time with quick words and flashing images. He explains to me that the demon is planning a large event and that all the town will be there. He tells me that if i am to destroy her it has to be then. At that point he enters my body and i can feel him in my blood like an early morning cigarette. 


The intensity of the moment causes me to wake up, again with a gasp. I know i am not awake in real life and look around my dream bedroom from the bed. In the dark i can only see that the walls are a light color and the drapes are green. The dream cuts.


It is the day of the huge rally and all the town has come out. Through out the beginning of this sequence i have omni vision and can see from a disembodied perspective. The men of the town have erected a make shift amphitheatre and the bleachers are packed. Everything is red and blue totally God bless America Franky Loyd Wright feeling. The crowd is excited and grows wrestles cheering and shouting for the woman. A tall gangly  spaghetti kina fella comes out and throws some jokes at the audience killing time while the last few towns people find there seats. All the while i am hiding behind a curtain waiting. My perspective changes back to first person as she walks waving out onto the stage. She is so slick it reminds me of Jole Osteen and i feel sick.


I walk out onto the stage and realize i am wearing a white robe, total polyphonic spree kinda deal. The crowd goes silent and the woman starts to make fun of me and call me out. "The town nut has decide to show up" she says. Then i say out loud, "Saturn work through me." hahahah (that part is so cheesy it always makes me laugh when i think about it). Hearing me the womans head snaps toward me and her eyes tighten as she glares at me. The squinting causes all her features to distort, sinking inward toward the center of her face. She starts talking in a wild ass exorcist voice and Saturn responds in his booming god voice through my mouth. They are speaking my minds version of Sumerian. The crowd is screaming and going nuts panicking. I get omni perspective again and i can see them clamoring over each other in the bleachers and crushing through the exits. When i regain first person perspective i can tell she is scared. She wells upward like a cat cornered shrieking and arching her back and shoulders toward me. I suddenly know there is a knife up my sleeve. Its a really fancy dagger with a brass inlaid wooden handle and a four sided blade. As all this is made apparent to my conscious dream persona i drop another cheesy line. "Saturn guide my blade"  i say as i swing my arm upward in a fast snap pointing directly at her launching the knife blade deep into her heart. She screams and distorts her from wildly, green fire comes pouring out of the area around the knife and i can see flames behind her eyes. The whole scene reminds me a lot of Aku from Samurai Jack. The dream cuts.


I am suddenly back in a dream sequence with Saturn. This time i am floating in open space and can see stars. He explains to me that i saved my town but that the demon is not dead and will simply wait me out. Then the dream starts getting fuzzy and she is taunting us as a dissembodied voice and says she is going to wait 500 yeas for my memory to be forgotten. i start to feel paniced  and i wake up in real life.