Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Pissin and Pizza

So i am in this weird pizza buffet place and i am so stoked cause i love pizza so much and i cant wait to get fat on it. I make my way to the back room where the pies sit neatly under heat lamps. Right as i go to get me a slice all these peoples come running in and block me out the entrance and nom down all the pizza. The dream cuts

I am sitting i the main dining room of the buffet the walls are teal and there is a bright light off to the left. The pizza room is straight ahead. My friends and i are talking, some of them are my real friends some are dream land friends. We are all talking and i keep chugging coke. I mean really chugging too like a whole glass at a time then another and another. Suddenly I have to piss so bad i feel like i am going to explode. To get to the bathroom i have to pass through the pizza room. When i do there is a massive mound of pizza chilling under one of the heat lamps. I am so torn between my desire to not miss out on pizza again and the urge to pee i dont know what to do. Finally i say fuck it and grab a couple slices and tear ass to the bathroom

The bathroom is really dim and is totally covered in emerald green tiles about 1x1 in and occasionally there are red circular tiles. There is one strange yellow light above the mirror. Its a really nice looking bathroom and i remember being impressed with it. As i stuff my face with pizza i make my way to the toilet as soon as i pull my shit out to piss my real life mind stats yelling at me TRAVIS  YOU ARE GOING TO PEE THE BED!!!!!! I shoot up in bed and realize i have to pee so bad in real life hahahahah. oops. 

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