Sunday, February 6, 2011

Blow Jobs and Floating Hotels

Man whenever I fall asleep drunk I always have the best dreams.

It starts and I am in a building everything is white and the carpet is royal blue. I am standing around with all these kids that I went to church with as a little kid, only we all have our adult bodies. That’s when I start to realize I am in church. Suddenly the door behind us opens and the adults from my dads church all come flooding into the room. There is like all this commotion and loud ass talking and then the pastors wife, her name is Sister Hinkel, start saying, “now all you kids need to get into the sanctuary.” The crowd of old people starts to push in on us kids and force us through the doors. At the last min I see an opening and I dart for the door barely sliding by.

Once out on the streets I realize the buildings are all floating like ships easily 50 feet off the ground and I run around the city frantic. A cop sees me and for some reason I know I am in trouble so I run hard. He starts chasing me in his car but I can flat fucking run in my dreams. I take off hard and end up running up the stairs into this building. It is also floating and is all black and gothic looking outside. Imagine a sky scraper designed by H.R. Geiger. Inside the building I begin to explore. It has huge 60 foot ceilings and all the walls are a burnt orange color. There are windows like 20 or so feet up that connect all the rooms. They are tall and thin with pointed tops. It reminds me a lot of the depictions of the fire kingdom from Last Air Bender movie. Once I am in the building I feel safe and start to walk around. There are huge paintings everywhere and the floor is ultra reflective black tile. I begin to realize I am in a huge hotel. I turn a corner and start heading down another hall way when an employee sees me. He is wearing all grey and has black short hair. In dream land we are instantly attracted to each other. He asks me if I want to come with him and I say yes.

The employee leads me to a small black door made of metal, a towel closet. When we enter it’s a huge inside. Everything is cement and metal and there are racks of towels everywhere. Way up in the ceiling there are huge industrial fans that let in natural light. The whole scene is very grey like the light given off on an overcast morning. We get in the closet and start making out. Its totally fucking hot. Then as I am pushing him further back into the room we literally stumble over another couple, both hotel employees. They are a hetero set. I realize the boy looks identical to the one I am with. Seeing the naked girl I start grabbing on her and then it turns into this massive foresome with me and the original dude ultimately 69ing with our bodies suspended between two racks. The blowjob felt very realistic and when he came in my hand it was like a thick cotton puff. The dream cuts.

I am suddenly running through the hallways of the hotel and as I do it slowly is morphing into a plane. Then I realize I am in a plane with all these old people and that one is Nancy Regan and everyone is trying to listen in on her phone call and she looks embarrassed and I wake up. 

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