I am in my old neighborhood, the one i grew up in as a child. I am wolverine form Xmen. My coworker Brad is Beast but although he resembles beast more than Brad I know its him. We are hauling ass running toward a patch of woods. Beastbrad run-jumping on all fours beast style leaps into the edge of the woods and starts digging up the ground. I am behind him across the street from the woods. Just then a woman who is very thin and tall and has claws appears on the corner of the intersection near by. I know she is our enemy. I yell to Brad and he comes bounding toward me as I close the gap between myself and the tall woman. We begin doing battle and she is really strong. Then beast grabs hold of a wasp as it is flying by. Its no ordinary wasp though, about the size of a sparrow with a huge ass on it and a giant stinger. He jumps on her back and as he moves to plunge the wasp into her neck I yell no beast not the wasp. Its too late though and he has already stuck her. Throwing her arms out wide she flings him to the floor and begins screaming an convulsing. My vision is spinning around her body looking up ward as though i were a small child running in circles below her.

Everything cuts and we are back in Xaviers mansion. We are in the conference room with the other Xmen and Cyclopse is pissed and yelling at me and beast. He explains that we were told never to use the wasps and while bringing up an image of the woman on the monitor, say "do you see what you have done now she has cheese hands." I can see on the screen that her clawed hands have now turned into giant wheels of cheese. I try to explain but he is too mad to hear me out and just keeps saying cheese hands Logan cheese hands! I wake up.

I am in a theatre. It is very old looking probably from around the late 1800s. Very dark inside and all the drapes hung on the walls and stage are dark crimson red. I am seated with a large group of friends. Next to me is a beautiful asian girl i dated in college and we look at each other and hold hands. I feel like I am in love. I dont know how i know but i  know that the theatre has many stories all filled with different performance halls and that we are in this one to see a friend perform.

Then my friend Dina takes the stage. She is wearing pink and black stripped bloomers and a penguin tailed black coat. She seems really nervous. When she starts to sing her voice breaks and is sometimes inaudible. We all start to cheer as a sign of support and with renewed confidence she start to really get into the performance, singing a sexy jazz number. After the performance we all leave the theatre. At the exit is a stair well that runs the width and height of the building with a landing on each floor and a door that goes into one of 9 performance spaces. The stair well like the theatre is dark and lit only with red light.

My friend Danielle and I start to explore the theatre and I find a bow for a violin laying on the ground and I play with it as we walk. As we get down toward the lower levels we run into Yolandi and Ninja from Die Antwoord. Ninja pulls me aside and explains that now is the time and i need to give my soul to a daemon if i want to be famous. He tells me that after years of trying to make it he did and its the same daemon that Lil Wayne sold his soul too. I am a little freaked out and take off.

On the 9th floor of the building i enter a performance space and find seated in a circle 4 lap steel players and violinist. They all look at me and I sit in the middle of them, handing the bow I had previously found to the violinist. They all start to play and its amazing. I am so moved by them. They all play their instruments differently some finger tapping and other strumming and sliding. I realise i left Danielle alone and leave to find her.

Back on the stairs I see Ninja again and he gets the jump on me. I fall backward on the stairs and he starts yelling in my face. He is mostly doing a spell and sometimes telling me its time and i have to do this. He mentions the name of the daemon. It is Pazuzu from the exorcist moves and the Lesser Key of Solomon. Shit gets too intense i wake up.

I am standing in a large greco roman building. Giant pillars reach up into a blackness beyond which my eyes can see. I am surrounded by children and as I survey the room i realize there is a giant seated figure like a statue of about 20 feet in height. The children inform me that it is Aquaman and that he has died and they are here to beg for the return of Aquaboy to save the world. Suddenly the room starts to fill with water. All the children willingly drown to bring about the return of Aquaboy. I can breath under water and am not afraid. Then coming out of the darkness a cloaked figure begins circling amongst the pillars. As it moves closer to me I realise it is Death, only the entire creature cloak and all are neon purple. I am not afraid of it. As it gets closer it scoops me up in its arms and we begin to fly around the room. As we fly i notice the skull begins to morph into a face. The skeletal body takes on the shape of a woman with humongous breasts. She is beautiful and still neon purple. While flying she starts giving me a blow job and my alarm goes off.